Wednesday, April 11, 2007

A Bed Time Story


A barbarian slave named Lucy was working in the garden one fine afternoon in the shade of a stately Tur. As she dug and dug and reaped and sowed, a burl from the stately Tur tumbled down the trunk and struck poor Lucy about the shoulder.
Lucy arose immediately and said, "Oh! The sky is falling. I must run and tell master!"
So Lucy started running and running and soon ran right into her chain sister Polly, a lovely dark-skinned girl.
"Why are you running, Lucy?" Polly inquired.
"Ah, Polly," Lucy replied. "The sky is falling. I must run and tell master!"
"How do you know the sky is falling?" Polly asked.
"The evidence is irrefutable," Lucy said. "I saw it with my eyes, heard it with my ears, and a bit of it struck my shoulder!"
"I will go with you to master," Polly said.
Together they ran and ran until they met a curvy dark-haired girl with fair skin called Julia.
"Why are you bitches running?" Julia inquired.
"Ah, fair Julia," Lucy replied. "The sky is falling. Polly and I must run and tell master!"
"How do you know the sky is falling?" Julia asked.
"The evidence is irrefutable," Lucy said. "I saw it with my eyes, heard it with my ears, and a bit of it struck my shoulder!"
"I will go with you to master," Julia said.
Together they ran until they met a blonde slut called Evie.
"Why are you running?" Evie inquired.
"Ah, blonde Evie," Lucy replied. "The sky is falling. Polly and Julia and I must run and tell master!"
"How do you know the sky is falling?" Evie inquired.
"The evidence is irrefutable," Lucy said. "I saw it with my eyes, heard it with my ears, and a bit of it struck my shoulder!"
"No shit? I will go with you to master," Evie said.
Together they ran until they met a leggy auburn girl called Jill.
"Why are you running?" Jill inquired.
"Ah, long-limbed Jill," Lucy replied. "The sky is falling. Polly and Julia and Evie and I must run and tell master!"
"How do you know the sky is falling?" Jill inquired.
"The evidence is irrefutable," Lucy said. "I saw it with my eyes, heard it with my ears, and a bit of it struck my shoulder!"
"A jog sounds delightful. I will go with you to master," Jill said.
Together they ran until they met a buxom girl called Sally.
"Why are you running?" Sally inquired.
"Buxom Sally," Lucy replued. "The sky is falling. Polly and Julia and Evie and Jill and I must run and tell master!"
"How do you know the sky is falling?" Sally inquired.
"The evidence is irrefutable," Lucy said. "I saw it with my eyes, heard it with my ears, and a bit of it struck my shoulder!"
"Oh! I will go with you to master," Sally said.
Together they ran until they met a girl with golden-earrings called Nora.
"Why are you running?" Nora inquired.
"Decorated Nora," Lucy replied. "The sky is falling. Polly and Julia and Evie and Jill and Sally and I must run and tell master!"
"How do you know the sky is falling?" Nora inquired.
"The evidence is irrefutable," Lucy said. "I saw it with my own eyes, heard it with my ears, and a bit of it struck my shoulder!"
"I will go with you to master," Nora said.
Together they ran until they ran right into their master.
"Why are you running?" Master inquired.
"Oh, exalted master," Lucy replied. "The sky is falling. Polly and Julia and Evie and Jill and Sally and Nora and I have run straight here to tell you!"
"And so you have," their master said. "How do you know the sky is falling?"
"The evidence is irrefutable, Master," Lucy said. "I saw it with my eyes, heard it with my ears, and a bit of it struck my shoulder!"
"Foreboding," he said with a yawn.
"You are damned straight it is, Master," Lucy said.
Their master thought about it a while. And then he thought about it a while longer. And then, after that, he took a short nap before enjoying a delightful mid-afternoon repast. At this point, he made a decision, which he conferred to the slaves that had run to him with the dire news.
"The sky is not falling," he averred. "Do you understand?"
"Yes Master," said Polly.
"Yes Master," said Julia.
"Yes Master," said Evie.
"Yes Master," said Jill.
"Yes Master," said Sally.
"Yes Master," said Nora.
"What the fuck?" said Lucy. "What. The. Fuck? The. Sky. Is. Falling. I have irrefutable evidence. Master, please!" she said in a rather irritating manner.
Later, their master beat Lucy. And a little while after that, he locked her in the basement.
The sky, for the record, is in the same place it was when Lucy started to run.
The End.

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