A Letter from Lucius Verus

Day 2
Month 9
CA 10,156

My Friend,

I spoke with your hired man today, Mathor. A charming enough fellow with the good sense not to dabble in verbosity. It was my misfortune to have the faintest trace of a girl's scent at the fringe of my peddler's carpet. Rest assured, your sleen is quite diligent, capable and, might I say without even a modicum of irony, eager. I assume the animal picked up the scent she was looking for as a result of the day I put the bina in your sweetly hipped brunette's ears. Has she gone missing? Or was it the black girl? There was one other there that day as I recall. An ungarmented slut with small breasts, I believe. In any case, whichever of the three might have gone missing, I do wish you good fortune in retrieving your property. I shall be laundering my peddler's carpet this afternoon. Twice.

Lucius Verus